Cheryl's
chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.
The
cat catchers can't catch caught cats.
Bright
blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.
Black
bugs' blood.
The
bleak breeze blights the bright blue blossom
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All I want is a proper cup of coffee
Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not,
But I just want a cup of coffee
In a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots
Or iron coffee pots
Are of no use to me.
If I can't have
A proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffee pot,
I'll have a cup of tea!
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Betty
beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
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Am
I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
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Tiny orangutan tongues!
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A
laurel-crowned clown!
When
does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
Does the wristwatch strap shop shut soon?
Which wristwatch straps are Swiss wristwatch straps?
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Lesser
weather never weathered lesser wetter weather. |
A
purely rural duel truly plural is better than a purely plural
duel truly rural. |
Is
there a pleasant peasant present?
United
States twin-screw steel cruisers.
Urgent
detergent!
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Robin Redbreast's bad breath
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Do
drop in at the Dewdrop Inn.
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Diligence
dismisseth despondency
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If
one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who
doctors doctors?
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She
is a thistle sifter
and she has a sieve of sifted thistles,
and a sieve of unsifted thistles,
and the sieve of unsifted thistles
she sieves into the sieve of sifted thistles,
because she is a thistle sifter.
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The
sun shines on shop signs.
A
tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail
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On
two thousand acres, too tangled for tilling,
Where thousands of thorn trees grew thrifty and thrilling,
Theophilus Twistle, less thrifty than some,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb!
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"Sheath thy sword," the surly sheriff
said, "or surely shall a churlish serf soon shatter thee." |
A
skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
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Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack.
Sheep should sleep in a shed.
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Thirty
thrifty whistling washers witchingly whistling, wishing washing
was washed.
Meet
Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.
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